Alas! I’m in Love with My Automaton

What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time,

Puma Escapes Zoo. City on Alert.

A puma is on the loose in Auxientia. Zoo officials downplayed the danger when pressed by reporters, saying the situation was well in hand and they had every confidence that the wild