Offense Is Meant Sincerely

Dear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place,  entitled “Laughs.”  I am a

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Riphaegen Ambassador Absconded!

Elders from the Island of Riphaegen demanded answers from Mayor Cannongrove regarding the disappearance of their ambassador to Auxientia, Marjorie Laurentis. The concerning disappearance was first noted by Ambassador Laurentis’s sister, Emmaline

Poyais Search for First Lady Jay

In the Republic of Poyais a grief stricken populous yearns for their First Lady to come home. President Ferdinand Stewart is reportedly inconsolable and spends each day locked away in the makeshift

Parastin Ionad Released from Police Custody

Current Ionad of the Parastin Yeagan Bascia has been released from police custody after spending the last few nights in jail. The highest ranking Parastin was arrested following an alleged altercation with

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Gilded Elect New President!

After their tragic accident several weeks before the Mayoral Summit, former President Hattenfield has remained confined to their quarters. Although the injury seemed to have largely been confined to the President’s hip,