Dear sirs and madams,
Auxientia has stood by too long ignoring the threat on its doorstep. I have written to your periodical five times to report this issue, and I am sad to say that my letters have all been ignored. No doubt you are in the pocket of some corporate overlord, and ironically that is the impetus for my missive.
I shall state it again:
Luciole Ltd. is a scam. A fake. A bunch of charlatans. No better than common street magicians and petty thieves. These are harsh words, but I have no doubt that once the evidence is revealed, they shall prove true ones.
At a symposium last summer, I was enjoying myself with a cone of sweet cream when the speaker of the Luciole presentation stated that Mr. Watt had been built in 1847. This person revealed patents showing the date “1847” typed in black ink. However, it is known that the first advanced decision engine was not manufactured until 1854. This information is readily available and is commonly taught in school.
Does anyone see a problem with this?
It means that Mr. Watt, in spite of the Luciole claims to the contrary, was a lumenstone creation, powered by lumenstones and not steam or electricity as the Lucioles have so long claimed. Furthermore, the following ten patents–included in a separate letter which I am sure you will readily publish–which used Mr. Watt’s blueprints and technology as templates for their own structures also therefore relied on lumenstone tech. This means that the Lucioles have been pulling the wool over our eyes, sir. And I do not like it.
-F.M. Frobishire, keywright, A.E.O., L.M.R, F.I.L
