Offense Is Meant Sincerely

Dear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place,  entitled “Laughs.”  I am a

A SAD SOS – New at the Luciole!

Luciole LTD, recently under new management, has appointed a new Strategic Acquisitions Developer and Special Operations Specialist, according to people familiar with the matter. Quentin Cartwright, the youngest son of steel magnate

Lumenstone Burglary!

A burglary claimed $9 million in etched lumenstones from the private estate of Phineas T. Barbunkle on Saturday night, the largest theft among the lake villas in a hundred years. The robbers

Alas! I’m in Love with My Automaton

What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time,

Factions Unite at Mayoral Summit

In the wake of the latest brutal bombing campaign that destroyed a lumenstone refinery and leveled a city block, Mayor Cannongrove summoned representatives from each of Auxientia’s contentious factions to the mayoral

Conspiracy!

Dear sirs and madams,  Auxientia has stood by too long ignoring the threat on its doorstep. I have written to your periodical five times to report this issue, and I am sad

Bank Burns, Reveals Treasure

Fires blazed above the intersection of Fleet and Harmony Street on Friday, burning several old buildings to the ground. The fire spread to the adjacent block, which sustained heavy damage. Thanks to

City Mourns the Ambassador Tramp

Flowers appeared on every block today as the city mourned the passing of Cal Leo, former ambassador to the West Beyond. At times gangster, drug runner, smuggler, and scoundrel, Leo’s relationship with