Offense Is Meant Sincerely

Dear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place,  entitled “Laughs.”  I am a

The Enemy of Your Enemy

I offer my words to the citizens of Auxentia:Gov’ner is dead. I was the one who instigated it. The previous Hawkhurst died alongside him, a gang of criminals only looking after themselves…

Stop the Council!

I signed up because this sounded like a good deal for me. Heck, it seemed like all of the city would want to get in on this. But now? I do not

Law and Order Not Parastin Thugs!

Fifty years ago, the Gilded, Irregulars, Luciole Ltd., and Bahira wisely enacted laws to at long last end Parastin patrols within the city, formally placing the Order at the border walls, where

We All Make Mistakes

I wish to retract my opinion submitted previously, entitled, “New Hospitals, But Where Are the Rooms?” I do this of my own free will and not under any duress. I have been

Alas! I’m in Love with My Automaton

What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time,