What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time, he has done the tasks of ten menials, washing the dishes, washing the vehicles, dusting the staircase ballustrade,
Read MoreDear sirs and madams, Auxientia has stood by too long ignoring the threat on its doorstep. I have written to your periodical five times to report this issue, and I am sad