Offense Is Meant Sincerely

Dear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place,  entitled “Laughs.”  I am a

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Gilded Elect New President!

After their tragic accident several weeks before the Mayoral Summit, former President Hattenfield has remained confined to their quarters. Although the injury seemed to have largely been confined to the President’s hip,

The Enemy of Your Enemy

I offer my words to the citizens of Auxentia:Gov’ner is dead. I was the one who instigated it. The previous Hawkhurst died alongside him, a gang of criminals only looking after themselves…

We All Make Mistakes

I wish to retract my opinion submitted previously, entitled, “New Hospitals, But Where Are the Rooms?” I do this of my own free will and not under any duress. I have been

Ceremony Commemorates Six Year Siege

Citizens of the city began the day at the Duhura Market, observing a moment of silence shortly before sunrise, around the time the first beyonder warship fired upon the city 17 years

Lumenstone Burglary!

A burglary claimed $9 million in etched lumenstones from the private estate of Phineas T. Barbunkle on Saturday night, the largest theft among the lake villas in a hundred years. The robbers

Police Vow to Reclaim Stolen Historical Items

Auxientia Police Captain Malcolm Locke confirmed to reporters that several historical items lent to Mayor Cannongrove for the historical summit held nine months ago have gone missing and are presumed stolen. Locke

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