What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time, he has done the tasks of ten menials, washing the dishes, washing the vehicles, dusting the staircase ballustrade,
Read MoreDear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place, entitled “Laughs.” I am a
Dear sirs and madams, Auxientia has stood by too long ignoring the
Dear Editor, I have recently discovered that the column “Fun Things to Do in Auxientia” was curtailed to make room for a new column in its place, entitled “Laughs.” I am a
What began as innocent play has quickly escalated into a whirlwind of uncontrollable passion. To wit, my automaton, Mr. Mansy, has served in my household for one full year. In that time,
Dear sirs and madams, Auxientia has stood by too long ignoring the threat on its doorstep. I have written to your periodical five times to report this issue, and I am sad